Thursday, November 18, 2010

Is it a Guard Dog or Is it a Puppy?

 

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(I’m thinking puppy for all of these)

 

Unlucky Burglar

Courtesy of Randy C.  - reblogged from http://www.humoretc.com/

A Burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,


'Jesus knows you're here.'


He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze.


When he heard nothing more,
after a bit, he shook his head and continued.


Just as he pulled the stereo out so he
could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard


'Jesus is watching you.'


Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice.


Finally, in the corner of the room,
his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.


'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

 

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,
'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'


The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh?
Who in the world are you?'


'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'


'The kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.'


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I had a “guard dog” once but I found a much better solution when I looked into home security systems. Guard dogs are nice but they can be easily bought-off by burglars who bring meat with them. At the very least it’s worth having a backup plan should your home be targeted by criminals.

~ Michele

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